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Reboot GGTL

It is necessary to clarify the mission of our crack(ed) team of life-technicians to include the following declarations (added to unit requirements document RSV-p1-007.3):

• All posts are serious explorations of life topics except when they are not
• Nothing is sacred except for everything and errata
• Visitors are responsible to bring their own sense of humor to the review of these pages and comment accordingly
• Visitor badges and associated accesses may be revoked if the above points are not virtually understood by the user (defined as the visitor who communicates, refers to, or thinks of GGTL in any fashion, anywhere in the universe), with decisions regarding the scope of violation and resulting consequences being determined solely at the digression discredit discretion of the Steering Committee, based on the ratings determined using the point-of-fax valuation documentation provided on this site from 8/14/06 12:00 UST to 8/14/06 12:01 UST.